Good evening and welcome to transboi word spew. I am your host Kit and I will be vomiting all over your eyeballs. Well, if anybody finds this and actually reads it. If so, I'm sorry in advance.
I have made a promise to myself that I am going to write more this year and since the best way to improve your writing is to just write a lot and hopefully find one word in 10,000 that is worth reading.
I begin this adventure imagining a conversation between two people.
"I don't understand what you are trying to say. Are you mad at me? I mean, I get it..."
"If you'd let me get a word out, I might be able to say."
Silence.
"Well?"
"Well, what?"
"You were going to tell me what you were thinking."
Silence.
"Seriously! I can't read your mind!"
"I'm not asking you to."
"But you aren't saying anything!"
"I'm thinking."
"Ummm....okay."
Silence with much fidgeting.
"I just think you are being unreasonable. I..."
"Unreasonable? What the hell are you talking about?"
"You wanted me to talk and now I can't say anything without you interrupting!"
"I know, I just..." She sighs. "Sorry, go ahead."
"I mean, I just need some space."
"Space? Are you breaking up with me?"
"No! I love you. I've just been changing a lot lately and I need some time to really think."
"Why can't you tell me what's going on? We used to tell each other everything."
"I know, but this is different. This is something I need to deal with on my own."
"Can't you just give me a hint? You're scaring me. I don't want to lose you."
"You won't lose me. I'm just...feeling different."
"What does that even mean?"
"Okay, so I've been talking to my friend Christa on Facebook..."
"That's what this is about? Are you falling in love with her?"
"No! You wanted to know what was going on so shut up and listen to me!"
"I.."
"I love you! I want you in my life! I'm just scared that you might not want me after..."
"After what?"
"I think...I might be...Well, Christa helped me find some things to read about what I've been feeling lately."
"Please, just tell me. Whatever it is, it can't be worse than what I'm already thinking."
"I have always felt different..."
"That's why I love you. You aren't like any of the guys I've ever dated."
"See, that's the thing."
"..."
"I'm not like any other guy because I'm not one."
"So...you're gay?"
"No! Well, yes, technically, but..."
"I knew our sex life was a little unconventional, but we never had any problems. Maybe you are bisexual? I mean, we could always explore that..."
"Wow! Ummm...good to know? But, no, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm a lesbian."
"That is just gross. I thought you were better than 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body' shit."
"You're missing the point. I'm not trapped in a man's body."
"I'm confused. You say you're not gay, but..."
"Oh, for fuck's sake! I'm a woman, okay?!"
"...I...uh...when..."
"See! I told you that you wouldn't want to be with me when you found out!"
"No! I mean, are you sure? I just don't think..."
"This isn't something you get a say on. I am the only one who can decide this."
"So you're saying this doesn't effect me at all?"
"Of course not! But I can't be a guy just to make you happy."
"I never asked you to! It's just a lot to take in, okay?"
Okay, that's enough for today. Bye!
I have made a promise to myself that I am going to write more this year and since the best way to improve your writing is to just write a lot and hopefully find one word in 10,000 that is worth reading.
I begin this adventure imagining a conversation between two people.
"I don't understand what you are trying to say. Are you mad at me? I mean, I get it..."
"If you'd let me get a word out, I might be able to say."
Silence.
"Well?"
"Well, what?"
"You were going to tell me what you were thinking."
Silence.
"Seriously! I can't read your mind!"
"I'm not asking you to."
"But you aren't saying anything!"
"I'm thinking."
"Ummm....okay."
Silence with much fidgeting.
"I just think you are being unreasonable. I..."
"Unreasonable? What the hell are you talking about?"
"You wanted me to talk and now I can't say anything without you interrupting!"
"I know, I just..." She sighs. "Sorry, go ahead."
"I mean, I just need some space."
"Space? Are you breaking up with me?"
"No! I love you. I've just been changing a lot lately and I need some time to really think."
"Why can't you tell me what's going on? We used to tell each other everything."
"I know, but this is different. This is something I need to deal with on my own."
"Can't you just give me a hint? You're scaring me. I don't want to lose you."
"You won't lose me. I'm just...feeling different."
"What does that even mean?"
"Okay, so I've been talking to my friend Christa on Facebook..."
"That's what this is about? Are you falling in love with her?"
"No! You wanted to know what was going on so shut up and listen to me!"
"I.."
"I love you! I want you in my life! I'm just scared that you might not want me after..."
"After what?"
"I think...I might be...Well, Christa helped me find some things to read about what I've been feeling lately."
"Please, just tell me. Whatever it is, it can't be worse than what I'm already thinking."
"I have always felt different..."
"That's why I love you. You aren't like any of the guys I've ever dated."
"See, that's the thing."
"..."
"I'm not like any other guy because I'm not one."
"So...you're gay?"
"No! Well, yes, technically, but..."
"I knew our sex life was a little unconventional, but we never had any problems. Maybe you are bisexual? I mean, we could always explore that..."
"Wow! Ummm...good to know? But, no, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm a lesbian."
"That is just gross. I thought you were better than 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body' shit."
"You're missing the point. I'm not trapped in a man's body."
"I'm confused. You say you're not gay, but..."
"Oh, for fuck's sake! I'm a woman, okay?!"
"...I...uh...when..."
"See! I told you that you wouldn't want to be with me when you found out!"
"No! I mean, are you sure? I just don't think..."
"This isn't something you get a say on. I am the only one who can decide this."
"So you're saying this doesn't effect me at all?"
"Of course not! But I can't be a guy just to make you happy."
"I never asked you to! It's just a lot to take in, okay?"
Okay, that's enough for today. Bye!
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